What Stunt Should He Try Next

[cincygreg]

David Blaine fell short of holding his breath for 9 minutes. Still, 7:08 is pretty impressive (dont try this at home)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12687836/

Anywho, I thought that maybe we should take it upon ourselves to suggest his next major stunt/trick/special.

I'll go first.

1) David Blaine eats a sammi. Since most of his stunts involve some form of starvation, I suggest that he train for and then devour a 6 foot sub in a day.

This of course will be followed by another special titled
2) Blaine vs Kobiashi. Hot dog heaven or frankfurter failure.

3) Muzak To His Ears. Blaine will be trapped in an elevator for 48 hours with a looped recording of the macarena playing the entire time at an annoyingly loud level.

4) Blaine vs The Volcano,. He will be suspended in mid air over a volcano while hourly explosive charges are dropped in to try and get it to erupt.

6) No Shirt No Shoes, Big Problem. Blaine will spend an entire week trying to get service at restaurants around NY city wearing just his underwear. This show will be narated by the naked cowboy [img]eek.gif[/img]

7) Hold On Loosely. Davis Blaine will be kept on hold listening to infomercials about the company for which he is on hold for 72 hours and then be challenged to be pleasant when they finally speak to him

8) 13 is unlucky, yes or no? Blaine will spend 3 days going to grocery stores while trying to get through the 12 items or less lane without being busted. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

OK, I'll stop there, but feel free to add any other ideas you may have for him. I'm sure that you can come up with a few.

[Sean Pa]

I d like to see him disappear.

[Beachcomber]

I know: a cross-country trek to find an honest, capable politician. Oh wait, he's an illusionist not a miracle worker...

[Lew]

Here are some other stunts he could try to pull off:

1) Start a feud with a rapper and then engage in a high-speed chase down I-75

2) Hire on at AK Steel

3) Be a passenger in any vehicle operated by a person with the last name of Kennedy

4) Try to jump Snake River Canyon

5) Exercise his free speech rights in front of City Hall

6) Go onto the Plainfield, Indiana board and start some s*** with those cats....